Lobster. Anyone?

Why is it that in Scotland when the sun comes out the men take off their tops to expose their transparent skin and the women wear what can only be described as a bandana round their breast and a dish towel round their genitals?? why? just why?

I have summered all over the world and every other nationality show dignity and a little respect by making sure they dress appropriately and are sensibly covered.

Men still show their stylish side in lighter fabrics and showing just the right amount of skin,

and the women are always impeccably turned out no matter the temperature 

apart from Brazil but then most Brazilians have athletic, toned, bronze skin and lets be honest 90% of the population are easy on the eye.....

Time for emigration/booking myself away for the summer/taking a mini gatling gun out with me.

Scotland, you really are a classy lot.